As devotees of this blog know. A Trump surrogate has been consulting the powers of the nether world to figure out what ‘evidence’ means. Here’s the amazing discovery she made:
I was just finishing up the Chateau La Fitte 1959 when SAOSOCOA (the Senior Administration Official Speaking on Condition of Anonymity) came barging into my garret, all out of breath. She didn't even knock she was so excited.
“You won’t believe the things I learned from that zombie,” she gasped..“There is not only evidence;, there are facts! Did you know that? Did you ever hear about facts – I mean real facts, not alt-facts from the alt-right? They are - hard little bits of knowledge. Did you ever know there is such a thing as knowledge? Wait till POTUS hears that! He will be amazed.”
“I am sure you are right,” I said.
“Did you know that facts are not the same as opinions? And there are ways of using facts to decide which ideas are right and which ones just fantasies! Did you ever hear that from the liberal media? No! All they care about is spreading fake news. “
“Exactly,” I interrupted. “Be sure to tell Steve Bannon about facts,. He might find it an eye opener.”
“Absolutely. Wait till he hears that that theories need evidence to back them up. This stuff is dynamite.”
“I thought you’d have a blast..“
“You just can’t imagine how much I learned in just a few hours talking in that cemetery. I am so grateful to you for putting me in touch with that zombie. She is so, so knowledgeable! “
“Think nothing of it, “ I assured her.. “I majored in necromancy. It’s easy for me.”
“She taught me., like, so much,.”
“But did she explain to you the difference between paranoid fantasies and reality?”
“She mentioned that but said that would take more time. Do you suppose if I came back. you could call her up again? There must be lots of stuff still to learn..”
“Sure, but this time bring a bottle of Cheval Blanc 1947. Zombies love it.” (And so do I, but I didn’t tell her that.”
Will do! This could change everything.”.
“True,, but you will have to convince POTUS.He may not believe you. ”
“Leave that to me,” SAOSOCOA said, and off she went with the exciting news.
“Let me know how it goes.,” I shouted after her . “I’m dying to know.”
In a few days the surprise ending to this series. How the POTUS reacts!
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